I have nothing else to do

Well lets say I can't do anything else. Yes you might as well shot me now. Isn't that what they do when an old horse has a lame leg? Its been exactly 46 hrs. since surgery and I'm so bored I want to scream. I know everyone is saying "you did it to yourself". Well thanks for the sympathy!! I'm of the mind how dare things apply to me like, overeating causes weight gain, a running injury requires time off, no trespassing means "do not enter" etc etc. I even thought hay how bad can sitting around for a few months be...watching TV, surfing the internet, being waited on. Every womens dream right??? AHHH !!! My dear husband who has never been the most entertaining person runs down stairs to his office in spite of my pleading texts, my friends are afraid if they come I'll never let them leave and my kids just turn off the volume on their phones. Only my little Granddaughter had any sympathy for me when she saw me in a hospital gown promptly wanted to pack her suitcase, get on a plane and come to my rescue. Well no question who will inherit everything.